She's definitely related to Jason

Daddy: Who won the race?

Eden: 48

Daddy: What does he do?

Eden: He cheats.

She is her Uncle's niece

Eden walked into my room and saw me wearing Daddy's hat.


"Why are you wearing Daddy's hat?"

"Because I'm adorable."

"No, I'm adorable."

"Well, I am too."

"I'm better."

She turned on her heel and sashayed out of the room.

Spongetastic

Quote from the youngest family member

"Remember that time that Lanie and Zach were coming over and it took like, well, three Spongebobs and they were really late."

I had forgotten that a Spongebob Squarepants episode is her point of reference for 20 minutes.



Thanks a lot, Daddy